i'm alaina mae. there isn't anything to be jealous about. on the outside i seem well put together, but on the inside, i'm a wreak. it's all one act but i fit the role just right. i'm not much of a romantic, but i sure am hopeless. but this is me, but i've learned to love myself, maybe you could too.
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acorginamedollie:

Guess who’s momma bought him a shirt? Ollie-bear’s! It makes him look especially sausage-like.

rainbow-femme:

I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society

carcat:

my biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death

devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

thesassylorax:

infinitywhale:

alizabug:

kingcheddarxvii:

Homestuck is about a boy and friends and then thing happen

how much thing

pretty big thing

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depressioncomix:

From the archives: depression comix #47

trepanties:

steampunkscarecrow:

meister-maka:

pantyslime:

please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over

Or not being able to take your expired coupon.

or not being able to break any rule that is store or company policy

Or not being able to make the manager come up to the cash register any quicker

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