Q
hey you know those photos of trees where it looks like they have a big round human ASS, that's a tree disease right, what's it called
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roachpatrol:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else

It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease.  Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them

People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable.  They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.

what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal

That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.

People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem

requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here

those ass bandits will do anything to get wood


pizzasnachosbutts:

i think walmart got new candles

pizzasnachosbutts:

i think walmart got new candles

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autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

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liz-pls:

I’m only sharing tweets for those who are not on twitter and can’t see how passionate and outraged journalists are as they tweet from #Ferguson.

If you are on Twitter, here’s a good roster of people to follow if you want to keep updated.

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imnothavinit:

Notice something in common in these photos?

It’s not what you think

I gave it away in the third pic

That’s right! None of these cops are wearing badges or name tags! I wonder why… seems like it’d be important to wear those, since it’s even illegal not to in other states…

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greeneyesandcurleyfries:

nepeta78:

karkatcest:

PEOPLE WHO DESERVE TO BE HAPPY:

Karkat

KARKAT

  • KARKAT
  • KARKAT 
  • KARKAT VANTAS

KARKAT VANTAS

  1. KARKAT VANTAS

PEOPLE WHO DON’T THINK KARKAT SHOULD BE HAPPY:

Karkat Vantas

WHY WOULD YOU

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levismuscles:

hokagee:

disco-garudyne:

hokagee:

i am so thirsty

image

LIKE FOR WATER YOU ASSHOLE

image

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flabofsteel:

gandalph:

livvefast:

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting

shout out to everyone who can treat people with respect despite their differences

shout out to all you fly motherfuckahs

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neurowall:

this patch is available here

neurowall:

this patch is available here

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neurowall:

this patch is available here

neurowall:

this patch is available here

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izzy-springbolt:

is this ok can i have this blanket please

izzy-springbolt:

is this ok can i have this blanket please

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nevver:

“…when you’re looking at live footage of a city in your country where people are being ASSAULTED by the police - side with the people.

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midoriis:

aph russia laying down the law

midoriis:

aph russia laying down the law

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