edemamemama:

standingintheriver:

Children are not possessions.
Children are not accessories.
Children are not relationship band aids.
They are tiny people with the same amount of feelings as an adult.

But with less capacity to process, express and healthily contain those feelings when necessary.

Be kind to them.

(via 5-seconds-of-sirens)


hainesville:

          This is happening in the world - in real life and hi-definition….. 
While the country is captivated drooling over stolen photos from your fellow citizens by trolls with a keyboard. 

So, are you really that evolved and exceptional? Hyperbolic chamber fingertapping jadrools in your darkroom cluttered with jizzpkins. #killyourselves or #cannibalism.

Bring on the dystopian society already.

(via xibalbahere)


webs-we-weave:

pussypussymarijuanaxd:

get out of me guitaa

Im fucking wheezing from laughing oh my lord

(via 5-seconds-of-sirens)


unimoosapus:

gayisthenewokay:

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

I am bisexual and I will, in fact, be using this in the future

(via 5-seconds-of-sirens)


mrsanthropic:

brokensilence137:

dynaroo:



I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.

I c u neopet reference

mrsanthropic:

brokensilence137:

dynaroo:

image

I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.

He decided to be the sky instead.

I c u neopet reference

(via for-hells-sake)


mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

(via 5-seconds-of-sirens)


psyducked:

do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you

(via 5-seconds-of-sirens)


cyrilmusic:

burairium:

theneverendingdrums:

fejes:

peaceloveandbrittana:

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people


they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

this post got better

(via 5-seconds-of-sirens)


wahsted:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


nice

wahsted:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

nice

(via indifferentperspectives-x)


faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

(via theatretechnician)


neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

(via theatretechnician)


Das some white people shit.
Usually said when one suggests an activity that can be dangerous to ones health and/or well-being. (via blackproverbs)

(via theatretechnician)


snorlaxatives:

sakurakitchen:

snorlaxatives:

can we just like fast forward through the entire month of september i want it to be october already 

I’ll wake you up when September ends.

FUCK THIS JOKE I’VE BEEN HEARD IT EVERY SINGLE SEPTEMBER FUCK GREEN DAY FOR MAKING THE SONG

(via theatretechnician)


xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

(via paperchains1075)


missmirandaaraee:

"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"

good. stay the hell away from me.

(via jongup-got-da-booty)